I wasn't expecting a masterpiece, but I certainly wasn't expecting it to not be entertaining. At least the previous films had great swashbuckling fun and wit. They told bizarre stories that had strange characters, all of which had something to offer to the film. The adventures were full of surprises, making them worth at least checking out, and Jack Sparrow was a character that was actually worth waiting for. This film had no personality. No heart. No passion. It was nothing more than a "bottom of the barrel" film with cheap sex jokes and physical gags, most of which were served by Jack Sparrow. He was drained of the spirit that he had in the previous films, and wasn't even worth the time he was on screen. Nobody cared, nobody tried, and the full theater was nearly emptied halfway through the film. What once was a film series known for their cinematic experiences, is now nothing more than a dried up corpse, a result of Disney's relentless need to milk their products to death.
Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales (2017) 3D YIFY Movie
Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales (2017) 3D
Captain Jack Sparrow searches for the trident of Poseidon while being pursued by an undead sea captain and his crew.
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The Synopsis for Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales (2017) 3D
Captain Jack Sparrow finds the winds of ill-fortune blowing even more strongly when deadly ghost pirates led by his old nemesis, the terrifying Captain Salazar, escape from the Devil's Triangle, determined to kill every pirate at sea...including him. Captain Jack's only hope of survival lies in seeking out the legendary Trident of Poseidon, a powerful artifact that bestows upon its possessor total control over the seas.
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The Reviews for Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales (2017) 3D
And There Will Be a 6th Film...Reviewed byJason HardenVote: 2/10
The writing is very minimalistic, character's are all former shadows of themselves. The young character leads are forgettable and character development feels almost non-existent. The lead female is an advocate for woman's rights it seems..instead of just being a really cool protagonist who 'happens' to be female. The whole cast pretty much runs around doing nothing. Jack's crew (Gibbs in particular) have been reduced to mediocre comedy relief. Quite a few plot holes as well as being historically inaccurate in parts. I did enjoy a few scenes, not enough to warrant a rave review though. :P
I've enjoyed all of the Pirates films but I think it's about time they wrap things up.
The only good bit was David Wenham. Literally. And that is only becausehe is hot, lol.
Jack was so drunk and lost that I kept wondering if Johnny Depp hadactually suffered some kind of a stroke, and had then continued to actas Jack regardless.
Geoffrey Rush, an amazing actor, seemed like he was humouring thescript and reading lines like he was back in a children's play. Therewas none of Barbossa's old spirit.
Salazar could have been a sensational villain, had the direction beenas good as the first three. However he just sounded like 13 year oldtrying to look and sound epic on You Tube, making a custom film.
This one was even worse than the last. I hated the 4th film because ofit's poor direction, but at least there was a slight spark ofcharacter, no matter how distant. This one had nothing.
I cannot believe that the film was 2hrs long. I left before it was up,I got so bored and fidgety that I just couldn't carry on watching itthat was how garbage it was. This is coming from a massive POTC fan.